5 THINGS TO AVOID IN LIVERPOOL ON YOUR STAG PARTY
Liverpool isn’t just a top stag destination – it’s the ultimate playground for lads looking to go big. It’s the UK’s nightlife capital, it has a huge football culture, and the locals who are always up for the craic. It’s no wonder stags flock here in their droves. Throw in some luxury group accommodation and top-tier activities, and you’ve got the perfect recipe for a legendary weekend.
But let’s be honest – any stag can go completely off the rails if you’re not careful. You want this weekend to be remembered for the right reasons, not because it crashed and burned. So, before you make the pilgrimage to Liverpool, let me save you from disaster with 5 things you’ll want to avoid like the plague. Trust me, you’re going to need these tips to keep this stag do from falling flat on its arse and to guarantee it’s a weekend that’s talked about for years. So, let’s get into it and make this stag do one for the books.
1. STAYING OUTSIDE OF LIVERPOOL CITY CENTRE
Are you going to spend most of your time in the city centre? Absolutely. Is this where all the action happens? No question. So why on earth would you book an Airbnb out in the sticks? Sure, maybe you’ve found a nice gaff at a good price, but whatever you saved, you’ll blow on taxis, and you’ll regret every boring minute of those long hauls back into town, stuck listening to the cabbie’s life story about how his wife left him and how taxis aren’t what they used to be.
Staying central means convenience. You want to be able to grab a quick shower when you need to, change into something fresh, or just charge your phone for 30 minutes without having to factor in an expedition to get back to your digs.
I’ve made this mistake before. Booked a place in Amsterdam West thinking, “How big can the city really be?” Turns out, pretty bloody big. It took us 30 minutes and 5 trams to get anywhere near the fun. It was a nightmare.
So, save yourself the hassle and book central. And if you’re feeling bold enough to stay outside the city, just steer well clear of Kensington—trust me, you’re not ready for that level of grim.
2. PEAKING TOO SOON
I get it – when you’re out with the lads and the energy’s hitting 11 out of 10, it’s hard to slam the brakes on. The adrenaline’s pumping, the pints are flowing, and suddenly everyone’s thinking, “Why not go hard straight out of the gate?” But here’s the harsh truth: if you peak too soon, the night could fall flat on its arse before it’s even started.
As the best man or organiser, your job is to keep the day from spiralling into a sloppy mess. How? Activities. This is the secret sauce to pacing the group and stopping everyone from hitting the wall by 6 PM. Sure, there’ll always be that one mate who can drink from dawn till dawn, but honestly, how much of the day do you think he’s going to remember?
You need stories – ones you’ll laugh about for years. So, get a few daytime activities in the mix to stop the lads from smashing back pints for hours with nothing to break up the booze marathon. My top tip? Schedule something for late morning or early afternoon. Let the lads shake off last night’s hangover with a fry-up, then dive into something that’ll give everyone a jolt of energy.
Once you’ve conquered the daytime event, plan something later in the afternoon that involves drinks. This way, the group gets to ease back into the boozing while still having a laugh. You’re combining beers with a fun activity, setting the perfect tone for the evening.
By the time you’re done, the sins of the previous night are washed away, everyone’s recharged, and you’re ready to roll straight into round two with everyone still upright and semi-coherent.
The alternative? Peaking too early, turning into a comatose zombie by dinner time, and leaving the stag to fend off a night of mediocrity because the rest of you are face down in your kebab or rolling around in an alleyway. This is the groom’s one big send-off – don’t peak too soon!
3. CRAMMING YOUR SCHEDULE
Listen, lads – activities are a must for any stag do. They bring the group back to life after a heavy night, get the banter flowing, and give you those epic stories to retell when you’re several pints deep in the pub later. They shake off the hangover and set the stage for the kind of night that’ll be talked about for years. But here’s the thing: you need to balance it out.
1-2 activities in the daytime is the sweet spot. Maybe one more early in the evening if you’re feeling ambitious. But don’t go cramming your weekend full of back-to-back events like you’re trying to break some kind of Guinness world record.
I’ve seen it too many times – best men or organisers going overboard, packing in a week’s worth of activities into two days like it’s some kind of stag boot camp. You leave no room for the most important part of any stag: spontaneity.
Imagine turning up for the long-awaited stag weekend, only to have the organiser roll out a 5-foot scroll of activities with timings down to the minute. It’s not a stag party at that point, it’s a military operation. And guess what? That’s a nightmare for the organiser too. Trying to herd a bunch of half-cut lads from one location to the next, while keeping to a schedule – it gets harder with every pint too.
So here’s my advice: keep it simple. Book 1-2 daytime activities. Do them early or late afternoon, then throw in one more for the evening if you must. The rest? Let the night take over. Let the stags roam free, and see where the city takes you. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll end up in?
4. ASKING FOR TOO MANY OPINIONS
This one isn’t just for Liverpool, it’s a universal stag rule. You’ve done your homework, mate – you’ve got me on the ground spilling all the secrets of the city, you’ve read the blogs, the guides, and you know exactly where the action is. You’re ready to take charge. So, don’t start turning the stag into a democracy.
You’re the best man for a reason. If you start asking every Tom, Dick, and Harry for their opinion, you’ll get 20 different ideas and absolutely zero decisions. You’ll be stuck in the pub arguing about whether to hit up the next bar or grab food, and meanwhile, the night will be slipping away. And let’s face it – trying to please everyone pleases no one.
Keep your circle tight. Consult a few trusted lads, get your activities booked, and know where the stag-friendly food and boozers are. Then take charge. March those lads into the most lively parts of Liverpool, where the pints are flowing, the games are live, and the night never ends. Trust me – they’ll be in awe of your ability to navigate the city and for leading them into a weekend they’ll never forget.
5. FORGETTING TO CHECK LIVERPOOL FC FIXTURES
Mate, this is Liverpool, where football isn’t just a sport, it’s a religion. On match days, the city goes absolutely off its head. Liverpool FC runs this town (and as an Everton fan, that’s a hard pill to swallow). People from all over the world descend on this place, and I have no idea how they get tickets when half the locals can’t get one.
Here’s the thing: match days affect everything. Accommodations? Gone. Pubs and food spots? Packed. Try booking a last-minute room in Liverpool when the Reds are playing at home? Good luck, pal – you’ve got more chances of spotting bigfoot. You need to book early to avoid getting stuck miles away or scrambling for food in a jammed pub.
But if Liverpool’s playing on your stag weekend, don’t panic – lean into it. This city is bouncing on match days with stags, hens, footy fans, and locals all out on the ale together. The atmosphere is brilliant.
CONCLUSION
So, there you have it, lads—5 things you absolutely need to avoid if you want your Liverpool stag do to go down in history for all the right reasons. This city is a playground for stags, but if you fall into these common traps, you’ll be wasting time, money, and potentially the groom’s one big send-off.
Stick to these tips, keep the vibe high, and let Liverpool’s buzzing energy take care of the rest. Plan smart, but leave room for chaos—and trust me, you’ll be talking about this weekend for years to come.
Now get out there and make it legendary!