The aim of the game is to secure yourself inside a plastic bubble which fits over the top of your head (there’s air holes, so you won’t die, we’ve covered all angles don’t worry) – and go out there and have a game of footy with your mates, but you can steam roll into them at 100mph and send them rolling down the street like a bowling ball full of Jack Daniels, Carling, Sambuca and regret.