5 REASONS BUBBLE SOCCER IS THE PERFECT ACTIVITY FOR YOUR STAG DO
Before I start, it is important you know my history – I have been working in the stag game now for nearly a decade. I’ve run an agency, I’ve packaged activities, I’ve run activities (my most strangest hosting experience being a nude life drawing with a 70 year stark bollocko pensioner as the model) I’ve pretty much seen and done it all when it comes to stag activities.
You could say I’m expert on all things stags and there aren’t many stories you can tell me that would shock me. I am still very much in the game and my focus now is shifting towards creating content exclusively for people like yourself who have the unenviable task of organising one.
One activity that I have been involved in for many years is Bubble Football and it gets my vote as the very best stag do daytime activity you can do – hands down (it’s not even close)
Here are 5 reasons why this insane activity gets my 100% approval. I always approach all my content with stag parties in mind so enjoy:
1. IT’S BUILT FOR STAGS
When two crazy Norwegian b*stards came up with Bubble Football, they unknowingly invented the ultimate stag do activity.
A big group of lads. Testosterone levels through the roof. So much energy, with nowhere to go. You need to channel it into something lively and fun. Well, going bowling or shuffle boarding isn’t going to do it, is it boys?
No, you strap a giant inflatable bubble to your back and bingo the stag over the crossbar. That’s what you do.
It’s the perfect combination of adrenaline and laughter and the buzz it creates will stay with the group into the early hours of the morning.
2. GUARANTEED LAUGHS
It’s one, if not, the only activity you can play as a stag party that is 100% guaranteed laughs. If you don’t laugh playing this game this is an extremely high probability that you’re a nob head.
What’s more it is absolutely fucking hilarious to watch as well. If some of the lads are older, unfit, or just lazy (you know the ones – the big fat c*nts), they can sit a few rounds out and watch the spectacle from the sidelines. After a short break they will be itching to get back on. It’s guaranteed laughs, for everyone involved.
3. IT TURNS A GROUP OF MISFITS INTO A BAND OF BROTHERS
Stag groups are a diverse bunch – there’s the groom’s best mates, a bunch of randoms you’ve never met (thanks to the stag’s school days or that one dodgy flatmate from uni), and then there’s the family contingent: Dad, Father-in-Law and so on. Getting the group on the ale will loosen things up, sure, but it’s not enough to make everyone feel like brothers in arms.
So, how do you get all these different factions to bond like they’ve known each other for years? Simple. You throw them into big inflatable bubbles and let the game do the rest. Watching the bride’s dad get launched into a mid-air somersault by some random bloke you’ve just met? Instant best mates. Now, the pub stories practically write themselves, and the awkwardness melts away faster than a pint on a hot day. This is where the real magic happens—outside comfort zones, in the land of bubble football.
And let’s be honest, you’re not going to find that kind of camaraderie on a go-kart track, where you’re stuck in a sweaty helmet and can’t see f*ck all. Paintball? Same helmet issue with no opportunities to see peoples faces and priceless reactions to what happens on the pitch. Plus, good luck affording a pint after you’ve been fleeced for extra paintballs!
4. IT SOLVES ALL OF THE STAG PARTY PAIN POINTS
Over the years, I’ve heard every stag do horror story under the sun: rubbish customer service, being rushed, hidden fees, sharing spaces with annoying strangers, and activities that just aren’t group-friendly. One word: nightmare.
Take Crazy Golf, for instance. You’re stuck behind some fart bag with a golf handicap of 387, watching them miss the hole for the 19th time on a par 3, and you can feel your inner Happy Gilmore about to rise to the surface. It’s not even entirely their fault—it’s the venue’s for overbooking and not being stag-friendly.
But with Bubble Football? None of that sh*te. You get a set time that’s all yours. No rushing, no other groups to get in your way—just your team and a field of inflatable bubbles. It’s designed for groups, making it the ultimate stag-friendly activity.
The only variable I see here is the customer service & rapport. Sure, not every Bubble Football company will give you the red carpet treatment, but if you choose wisely (hint: Spartacus w/ over 1000 “excellent” reviews), you’ll get instructors who know how to put a rocket up your group’s arse and inject colossal amounts of energy into the game. Avoid the 95% of companies with tomato can instructors, and you’ll dodge all the typical stag headaches.
5. IT’S COMPLETELY IDIOT-PROOF
One of the biggest sins a best man can commit is booking the wrong activity. Just because it is group friendly, doesn’t mean it is stag friendly. What works for a family outing won’t necessarily cut it for a stag do. But with Bubble Football, you’re booking a tried-and-true stag activity. It’s #1 for a reason: it guarantees laughs, excitement, and brings the whole group together, no matter their athletic ability (except maybe for the bloke in the wheelchair, but hey, he’ll have a laugh watching).
Let’s face it, not everyone is built like a pro athlete. In Bubble Football, that doesn’t matter. Whether you’re a natural sportsman or someone who trips over their own feet, everyone’s on a level playing field. In fact, being a fat c*nt is practically an advantage here. It’s one of those rare games where you can be absolutely terrible and still have a great time.
CONCLUSION
So, there you have it—the definitive guide to why Bubble Football is the best stag activity out there, brought to you by someone who’s been in the game for nearly 10 years (Won a few tourism awards too I might add!). From hosting and speaking to thousands of stag groups, I can confidently say this ticks ALL the boxes.
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